I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
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Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
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I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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