No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
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do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
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Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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