He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
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You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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