defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
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I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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