oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
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He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
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Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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