dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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