Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
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There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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