everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
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Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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