It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
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What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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