and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
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We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
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Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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