Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i think i have herpe
just one?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
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I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
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I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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