i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just threw up on my dentist
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
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you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
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I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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