Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
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She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
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I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
This is my gift to your gina
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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