And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
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she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
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well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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