margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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