playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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