Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
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My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
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hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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