you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
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I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
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Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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