if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
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Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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