i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
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after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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