that's an acceptable place to lick
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
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So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I wish there were birth control emojis
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
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Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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