he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
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So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
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I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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