Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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