I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
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he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
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Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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