The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
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friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
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You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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