I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
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Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
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I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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