What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
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You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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