You're completely useless in the revolution.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
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I think I sprained my soul last night
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
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Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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