Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
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Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
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KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
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its like you know when i get waxed
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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