I just made out with a guy for $7.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Randomize