Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
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You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
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I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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