I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
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Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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