Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
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Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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