He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
i've created a new STD.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
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My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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