idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I faked an abortion last night.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
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guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
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All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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