just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
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He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
ok first of all what the fuck
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