Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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