my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
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Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
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So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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