Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
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I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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