At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
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hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
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Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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