He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
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I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
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I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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