So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
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Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
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When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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