I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
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Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
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drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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