he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
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She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
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She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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