Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
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He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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