JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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