so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
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I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
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I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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