My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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