Sponge bath it is.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
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im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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