belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
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I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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